2012

What. The. Fuck?!
Really?!
You see millions of people die horrible deaths, you know the world as we knew it is disappearing and you're not even a little bit traumatized?!
Your father dies and ten minutes later you flirt with a guy?!
Your father dies and ten minutes later you flirt with a gal?!
You build giant ships, ultra-modern, super-cool looking and you can't turn on the engines because a door doesn't close?!
You get Air-Force One thrown at you and nothing happens?!
Bentley actually needs advertising?!
A Russian bad guy?! Really? Is this 1980??

Should I keep going? I think not. Cusack, Glover, Newton, Segal: did you really need the money that badly? You couldn't turn down this 'film?' I know the crisis has hit hard, but come on...

So, yeah: avoid this film. The story is bad, it's predictable (the good guys don't die, except for Danny Glover), it's boring. I don't know what it says about me, but the only logical character was Oliver Platt. The ships were built to save humanity, to restart the world. So why the fuck should the masses be included? I'm with him on that one.
Africa is the only continent that survives. Cool, right? Sure, except that thousands and thousands of people are going to colonize it. I wonder if the Africans will be respected and spared. What do you think? Let's ask an Indian/Native American. Or, hell: let's ask an African.